- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

knock knock come in

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What color is my lamp? Brown

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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