Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

You know George Washington? He died.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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