who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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