If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

how does peploe get around they walk

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Women rights..

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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