knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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hi my name is? joe

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Anti Joke

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