- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What should I name my dog?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What's 9 +10 19

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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