How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

I don't get it

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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