What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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the real mccoy

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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