What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Black people

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

beiber i straight

Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

womans rights

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

WNBA

Why did the bunny eat his food

Poopsack Jones

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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