why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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throbbing slobber

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Ben is gay

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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