When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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this website...

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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