Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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