Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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