What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Anti Joke

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