Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I'm Halarious.

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

Why was sally crying? she was sad

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

What do people say? words.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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