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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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