Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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