If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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