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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

Feet

How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

High school gym class.

A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

Penis.

Hi

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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