Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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