- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

Womens rights.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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