What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -112

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

thumb_up thumb_down -168

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

thumb_up thumb_down +68

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

thumb_up thumb_down

A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

thumb_up thumb_down -144

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops