What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Obama is a good president.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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German sausage is the wurst

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Anti Joke

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