Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What does a man like. food.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Religion

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

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