Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Kittens.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Your life That's the joke

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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