What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Pickle!

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Obamacare!

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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live babies

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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does this look unsure to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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