- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

corey is a nipplepotomus

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

An Irishman stays home

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Baseball

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why were corners made? For crying.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Grapefruit.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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