Haha pizza

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A fish walks into a bar

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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8====D {(0)}

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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