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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What's 1+1? 4.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

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