Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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