Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Haha pizza

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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i am predestal

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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