Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Shit.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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im jewish

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What what In the butt

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Women's rights

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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anus soup

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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