What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Fruitcake

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Women's rights

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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