Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

jokes r dumb

johann grayson being liked

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a horse walks into a barn

kennah campion... being nice

A scottish man having fun

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A joke

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

George W. Bush

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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