Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Lacrosse

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Thumbs this up

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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