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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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