Dallas Cowboys

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A black succeeds

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Chuck Norris died.

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This joke isnt funny.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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potato

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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