How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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A Jew returns change.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Thumbs this up

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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