If life hands you lemons Take them

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Laura Pratz..

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Religion

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

My mom.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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