a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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No.

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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