how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

womens rights

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Noah is Smart.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

why did the chicken cross the road

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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