Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Women's rights.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Jews for Jesus

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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