- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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