- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Suck pussy

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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