Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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