A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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