- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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