What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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your life

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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