how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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