A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Denard Robinson

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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