There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Andoni was here

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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