A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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