- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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