- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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