- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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