why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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like if your cool

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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