Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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The New York Giants

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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