- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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