- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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