What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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