- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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