- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

are you gay does your mom know

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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